Do you Know "The Canadian Middle Finger Jogger?"
The Canadian "Flag Kicking" Jogger. Mr. Blank! Mr. We Will Find You! We have some unkind words for someone of that character, but we will allow his gesture to do all of the talking. I am certain that this coward was having a bad day. It was a Sunday, so I am not sure what he could have been that upset about. Perhaps it was the fact he was going to work the next day. He certainly had the look of "I am a successful Prick, " and nobody got me here except me. Thankfully, his head is so full of hot air, he was willing to interact with cameras. We didn't even need to go through his agent. We tried for a sit down interview but her declined. He got out a gesture or two, and was willing for the photo, but true words were not available. We will have to ask again, Dear Mr. Canadian Flag Kicking Jogger, do have 30 minutes to spare for an interview? We will let you know the results of our question as soon as we hear from him. Surely this creature realizes that you now smile for the Cloud and all Social Media outlets. Perhaps this comes as a news flash to his life, where he learns to stay inside and keep his jogging calf sleeves to himself (See Exhibit B).
He looks like a Paul or an Ian to me (sarcasm). What do you think? Yes, Paul, A.K.A. 'The Canadian Flag Kicking Prick' that has such a stressfully successful life that he has to kick War Memorial flags because they are in his way. I find it very odd that someone would do this while running as well. This act makes no sense, as people when running, are usually focused on breathing! How does a mind switch to this negativity during a moment of peaceful jogging?
He will not be able to escape it for the foreseeable future, as his mug is the first thing seen when you Google News search fir Canadian Jogger. More like, "Anti-Canadian Jogger." We know that he doesn't live more than 5 Km's from that spot where the photo was taken. A man that wears shin protectors while jogging certainly does not run more then the most recommended of 10 Km's per sortie. The Opposition is fierce. This is not acceptable in our country and we need to recognize the evil, and punish him. I would like to see someone of this calibre taught a lesson in Canadian history, being forced to write test on it every month for one year. Maybe he would feel more honour in connection to this great country. We will get him eventually, as nobody can be 100% isolated. Especially when they have the success he does.
You must share the picture until he is caught! This is more than an instance. This man clearly holds ill-will toward us. Let him vent it out loud. It would be an honour to see this man caught. What can we retrieve as a profile from the images displayed? Here is my complete profile below:
The Canadian Prick Jogger's Profile:
- Isolated Man - Fiercely independent as proven with joggers
- Very detailed and process oriented - wears very specific jogging outfit
- Long time runner - So much so he runs on grass when possible
- Perhaps lives in a community of older people - Still not caught after 2 years of picture online
- Lives within 4 Km's of Sunnybrook Hospital - Methodical runners don't run more than 8Km's
- Sightings at Mt. Pleasant and Lawrence
- He is most likely running back toward his home in the Mt. Pleasant and Lawrence area
- Some have suggested he is a member at the Granite Club on Bayview Ave., near Lawrence Ave.
- Successful - His attire emits money, and he cares for himself greatly
|Exhibit B - The Canadian Flag Kicking Jogger|
The Reddit Post:
Reading the Reddit posts about The Canadian Flag Kicking Jogger is quite entertaining. From sympathizers to outright bounty hunters, we see it all on that site. Please do not grab your weapons for a man like this! Just keep sharing what you know until his photo is seen by the right person. It is tougher for social media to track someone when they clearly do not have many friends. But, we can try, and we will keep pushing for the best.
If you see this man, be sure to call the police ASAP. He may have changed routes, but he cannot escape the long arm of Canadian justice! I hope this article found you well, as we continue to shame those that cannot "Be Canadian."